Woke Up A Raccoon Kafka Bookmark

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Kafkaesque, but make it feral.

For the mornings you wake up feeling less like a tragically misunderstood insect and more like a raccoon ready to cause chaos on purpose. This double-sided bookmark evokes the Girl Dinner Circle Jerk Motto: Woke up a Raccoon.

“Sometimes I wake up as Gregor Samsa, sometimes I wake up a raccoon.” - The GDCJ

The Details:

  • Vibe: The perfect bookmark to brag on when folks ask about your online “Book Club.”

  • Suggested use: Slip it in the middle of your current read or use it as a weapon. Girls are versatile.

  • Size: 2.3” H x 3” W

Kafkaesque, but make it feral.

For the mornings you wake up feeling less like a tragically misunderstood insect and more like a raccoon ready to cause chaos on purpose. This double-sided bookmark evokes the Girl Dinner Circle Jerk Motto: Woke up a Raccoon.

“Sometimes I wake up as Gregor Samsa, sometimes I wake up a raccoon.” - The GDCJ

The Details:

  • Vibe: The perfect bookmark to brag on when folks ask about your online “Book Club.”

  • Suggested use: Slip it in the middle of your current read or use it as a weapon. Girls are versatile.

  • Size: 2.3” H x 3” W

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