Frequently Asked (And Mildly Concerning) Questions
When will my order ship?
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We operate a tiny manufacturing operation, not an automated fulfillment center. Orders are typically processed and shipped from Texas within 3 to 5 business days. Once it leaves our hands, it belongs to the postal service. Please adjust your expectations accordingly.
Are the stickers waterproof?
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They are highly durable and water-resistant. They will survive being slapped onto your water bottle or your laptop. They will not survive being aggressively boiled in a dishwasher. Hand-wash your items or prepare for immediate graphic deterioration.
Do you accept returns or exchanges?
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Absolutely not. We are a deeply niche internet collective, not a multinational department store. All sales are final. If your item arrives visibly damaged or defective, email us and we will begrudgingly make it right. Otherwise, embrace your purchase.
My package hasn't arrived. Where is it?
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Once a package is handed over to the postal system, we have absolutely no control over its spiritual journey. If your tracking hasn't updated in two weeks, or if you suspect your mail carrier has stolen your vending machine loot, contact us and we will see what we can do.
Who do I contact if I have a real problem?
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Please email us a tina@tinyfeastcollective.com
Do not attempt to use Reddit DMs or Mod Mail for order support. Sonion is technically the head of customer service, and fortunately for both of us, he can’t read your DMs.