Welcome to the Tiny Feast Collective trading card economy. Yes, I made these. Yes, they were entirely designed, printed, and assembled in my actual house. Are they a hyper-niche investment vehicle or just a heavily curated stack of kitschy rectangles? That’s between you and your trading card binder.
Get in on the ground floor before the market gets saturated by whatever I decide to print next.
3 Cards per Pack: Guaranteed to feature something you probably shouldn't try to explain to your extended family.
1 Micro Sticker: Because the ecosystem demands tiny, slightly unhinged offerings.
Holo Rare Potential: There is a non-zero chance of pulling a holographic rare. I won't tell you the exact odds, but the shiny cardboard does, in fact, exist in this mortal plane.
There are currently exactly 5 distinct cards in circulation. Consider this the foundational lore. More sets are dropping soon, but if you want to claim you were here before it was cool, this is your entry point.
Manufacturing: 100% in-house. Literally my house.
Quality: Genuine artisanal cardboard.
Vibe: Deadpan, kitschy, and unapologetically niche.
Limit: However many you want to buy before I run out of ink.
Welcome to the Tiny Feast Collective trading card economy. Yes, I made these. Yes, they were entirely designed, printed, and assembled in my actual house. Are they a hyper-niche investment vehicle or just a heavily curated stack of kitschy rectangles? That’s between you and your trading card binder.
Get in on the ground floor before the market gets saturated by whatever I decide to print next.
3 Cards per Pack: Guaranteed to feature something you probably shouldn't try to explain to your extended family.
1 Micro Sticker: Because the ecosystem demands tiny, slightly unhinged offerings.
Holo Rare Potential: There is a non-zero chance of pulling a holographic rare. I won't tell you the exact odds, but the shiny cardboard does, in fact, exist in this mortal plane.
There are currently exactly 5 distinct cards in circulation. Consider this the foundational lore. More sets are dropping soon, but if you want to claim you were here before it was cool, this is your entry point.
Manufacturing: 100% in-house. Literally my house.
Quality: Genuine artisanal cardboard.
Vibe: Deadpan, kitschy, and unapologetically niche.
Limit: However many you want to buy before I run out of ink.