Commemorate your survival of a completely unregulated, entirely indoor summer camp. Whether you spent a week completing chaotic virtual challenges or you just deeply relate to the feral, snack-hoarding energy of a city rodent, this sheet is your official badge of honor.
Please apply these to your belongings to signal to others that your ideal meal consists of six unrelated side dishes eaten hovering over a sink.
What's on the Sheet:
Feral Aesthetics: A heavily curated collection of rats, cheese, and utensils for the ultimate scavenger.
Camp Merit Badges: Because participating in unhinged internet community events should come with tangible rewards.
Zero Fresh Air: A gentle, glossy reminder that the absolute best summer camps happen entirely behind a screen.
The Details:
Vibe: Feral scavenging and questionable culinary standards.
Size: 3.5" W x 4.5" H
Finishes: Crystal Gloss, Opal Iridescent, Crushed Diamond, Prismatic Confetti, or Celestial Starburst for when you want to be shiny but strictly unobserved.
Commemorate your survival of a completely unregulated, entirely indoor summer camp. Whether you spent a week completing chaotic virtual challenges or you just deeply relate to the feral, snack-hoarding energy of a city rodent, this sheet is your official badge of honor.
Please apply these to your belongings to signal to others that your ideal meal consists of six unrelated side dishes eaten hovering over a sink.
What's on the Sheet:
Feral Aesthetics: A heavily curated collection of rats, cheese, and utensils for the ultimate scavenger.
Camp Merit Badges: Because participating in unhinged internet community events should come with tangible rewards.
Zero Fresh Air: A gentle, glossy reminder that the absolute best summer camps happen entirely behind a screen.
The Details:
Vibe: Feral scavenging and questionable culinary standards.
Size: 3.5" W x 4.5" H
Finishes: Crystal Gloss, Opal Iridescent, Crushed Diamond, Prismatic Confetti, or Celestial Starburst for when you want to be shiny but strictly unobserved.
