Because sometimes a handful of shredded cheese and a single pickle is a solemn, serious affair. Treat your chaotic foraging with the heavy, gothic reverence it deserves. Featuring harsh Old English lettering, this sticker perfectly captures the deadpan ambiguity of treating your most feral, unhinged meals like a historical decree.
Stick it on your laptop or water bottle to let everyone know that your dietary choices are both completely random and deeply dramatic.
The Details:
Vibe: Messily human with a heavy dose of pastel goth drama.
Size: 1.25 × 3 inches
Finishes: Standard Glossy ($4.50) or upgrade to a specialty Holo ($5.50) to make that darkness shine.
Because sometimes a handful of shredded cheese and a single pickle is a solemn, serious affair. Treat your chaotic foraging with the heavy, gothic reverence it deserves. Featuring harsh Old English lettering, this sticker perfectly captures the deadpan ambiguity of treating your most feral, unhinged meals like a historical decree.
Stick it on your laptop or water bottle to let everyone know that your dietary choices are both completely random and deeply dramatic.
The Details:
Vibe: Messily human with a heavy dose of pastel goth drama.
Size: 1.25 × 3 inches
Finishes: Standard Glossy ($4.50) or upgrade to a specialty Holo ($5.50) to make that darkness shine.
