The Weaponized Positivity Decal

from $3.50

A classic yellow smiley face sticking its tongue out. This is the exact face you make when someone asks how you're doing and you confidently lie straight to their face.

Slap it on your belongings as fair warning to the public: your positivity is an ironic defense mechanism, and your sincerity is entirely ambiguous. Are you for real, or are you joking? Let them guess.

The Details:

  • Vibe: Weaponized toxic positivity and lighthearted flippancy.

  • Suggested Use: Decorating a legally safe, immediate resignation letter, or slapping over the webcam of a corporate-issued laptop.

  • Size: 2.5” W X 2.5 H”

  • Finishes: Crystal Gloss and Celestial Starburst

A classic yellow smiley face sticking its tongue out. This is the exact face you make when someone asks how you're doing and you confidently lie straight to their face.

Slap it on your belongings as fair warning to the public: your positivity is an ironic defense mechanism, and your sincerity is entirely ambiguous. Are you for real, or are you joking? Let them guess.

The Details:

  • Vibe: Weaponized toxic positivity and lighthearted flippancy.

  • Suggested Use: Decorating a legally safe, immediate resignation letter, or slapping over the webcam of a corporate-issued laptop.

  • Size: 2.5” W X 2.5 H”

  • Finishes: Crystal Gloss and Celestial Starburst

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