Certified Citrus Thief Bookmark

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Become a certified lemon-stealing possum with this double-sided bookmark. Flaunt the fact that you know that when life gives you lemons, you think of all the things you can make with them. Pies, bars, lemonade, and an open invitation for whores to steal your lemons!

The Details:

  • Material: Made with sturdy 120gsm cardstock and laminated, this bookmark is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (not really, but it’s thick).

  • Vibe: Use this bookmark to bust up boring blocks in a textbook, or turn a study session into a giggle session. Idk, there’s so much aura pent up in one little bookmark, and I KNOW you can unleash it.

  • Size: 2.3” W x 6” W

Become a certified lemon-stealing possum with this double-sided bookmark. Flaunt the fact that you know that when life gives you lemons, you think of all the things you can make with them. Pies, bars, lemonade, and an open invitation for whores to steal your lemons!

The Details:

  • Material: Made with sturdy 120gsm cardstock and laminated, this bookmark is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (not really, but it’s thick).

  • Vibe: Use this bookmark to bust up boring blocks in a textbook, or turn a study session into a giggle session. Idk, there’s so much aura pent up in one little bookmark, and I KNOW you can unleash it.

  • Size: 2.3” W x 6” W

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